January 2010
6 posts
★ No Fun With Dick and Jane
*Warning: These are explicit, but hilarious. Of course, that’s not going to stop you from reading them, right?
Tale #1
Sew, Jane, sew.
Jane can sew!
See Jane sew.
Oh Dick, Dick, Dick!
Jane said, “Where’s my needle, Dick?”
Dick said, “What did you call me, bitch?”
Jane said, “Needle dick.”
Dick said, “Needle dick? Needle dick?
Hell I have a hypodermic dick!!”
Jane said,...
★ Unusual Matchbox Advertisement
I found this photo via FuckYeahAds, and decided to create a new post about it. Odd, you’re probably thinking. I can’t disagree with you there. Honestly, it’s pretty creative, the artist cleverly painting it in a parking lot to give a visual perception of the hands ‘holding’ the cars. It’s appealing, but not as persuasive. Something about this ad just...
★ I Should Consider Lunch My Downtime...
Amazingly, I’ve noticed that I’ve been updating this site more from school rather than from home. About 15 minutes into lunch, I’ll just get up, approach the library, and ‘reserve’ myself a computer for the time being. I check my e-mail, check to see if I have any homework due, and then I’ll check my blog and oftentimes, post more. It is indeed a habit, yes,...
★ Update 1/11/2010
I haven’t been on here much recently or posting much. The weekdays canget awfully hectic for me. I have to balance school, family and friends, as well as chores and this blog. Of course, it sounds like it’s not much, but trust me, it is. I don’t spend as much time on the computer anymore because I haven’t much free time, and I still have a lot of missing assignments to turn...
★ Blogging From School
I never thought I’d do this, but I’m posting a blog entry from school. I’m supposed to be at lunch right now, but look at me, sitting up here on the computer typing, with absolutely nothing to do. I don’t even have a clue what to write about. I guess I’m just writing to be, writing. These girls next to me are just typing away, so I guess I’d just come here and...
★ Update 1/3/2010
Okay, I haven’t been on here since January 2nd. I’ve been having problems with my computer and I haven’t been able to add any new posts since then. I also have a ton of homework that I virtually made no attempts to work on. I will begin posting again tomorrow, January 4th 2009. Once again, thank you for visiting, and I’ll be posting much more soon!
-NTM
December 2009
24 posts
★ It's Almost New Year's, So...
I thought I’d share a couple of famous New Year’s quotes I found with you. JTLYK, I have no idea who any of these people are except of course Jay Leno and Oprah Winfrey,
Joey Adams
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions!
Bill Vaughan
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year...
★ Brokencyde: Dubbed 'Worst Band Ever?'
For some time now, I’ve been hearing about the 4-piece hiphop/screamo band Brokencyde, and I never really paid any attention to them. I’ve been reading all over the internet how people are dubbing them the worst band ever because they mix screams and hip-hop together.
I don’t know why, but before hearing any of their music, I just thought they were on the lines of Dashboard...
★ Pumpkin Suicide
Breaking News!
On December 31st, 2009, ironically the very last day of the decade, pumpkins all across the United States unusually chose to do away with themselves. This is indeed an unusual epidemic, leaving buyers and pumpkin patch owners asking, “Why?” “Why would they do away with them selves this early”, and “Where did they get these guns from?”...
★ Add Me on Facebook!
★ I succeeded...
…In doing the very opposite of what I was supposed to do today. I barely posted any blog entries, I didn’t make any attempt to do my homework or clean up, and I pretty much sat up on the computer all day. Yes, I did have a wonderful day, thank you.
★ Just Another Random Survey
How are you today?
I’m doing good, how are you?
What shirt are you wearing?
A blue Aeropostale shirt.
What are you listening to?
‘A Way With Words’ by Action Item
What sports do you love the most?
Volleyball and Soccer
Have you ever broken a bone?
Nope.
Left Handed or Right Handed?
Left handed.
Do you like your handwriting?
I love it.
Any bad...
★ Tomorrow's New Year's Eve!
Wow, I’m still finding it hard to believe that tomorrow is the very last day of the decade. The very last day. The 3,652nd day of the most recent generation. The very last day that I’m allowing myself to swear, procrastinate, eat, and sleep as much as I want before the New Year rolls in and I’ll be prohibiting myself from doing ANY of that. Tomorrow’s the day where...
★ What's in store for today?
56 Pages of Math Homework.
ACT Prep Biology Homework.
Read ‘Farewell to Manzanar’ and take notes.
Re-Organize Room.
Find a reason or excuse to not do this.
★ Poll: What Would YOU Do For A Klondike Bar?
Anonymous Answers:
I would hug Robert Pattinson… THAT takes guts! Have you seen that guys armpits? UGH! Scarred for life! Scarred for life!
Nothing. Why would I do anything for a Klondike bar? A Klondike bar never did anything for me… except maybe taste good. I guess if a Klondike bar ever asked me for a favor, I’d quickly devour it to shut it up and put it out of...
★ The Trip Of A Lifetime
Hello, Tokyo, Japan. I’ll see you within the next 10 years.
[Maybe]
★ Guess Who?
Guess which ‘crunkadelificitastic’ celebrity’s yearbook pictures these are. Betcha can’t. I barely recognized them at first. When I first saw this picture, I was like ‘HOLY SHIT he’s ugly!’ and laughed about it uncontrollably every time I saw it. Now it’s just so hilarious that I can’t even laugh at it anymore, which is sad. I could always...
★ WTF?
Okay, so I just found about this rumor that Nick Jonas was dead. My first thoughts were that this was just plain mean. Despite the rumors, he’s alive and well. :)
Read Here:
Nick Jonas is not dead, even though there are rumors stating he is dead. No, Nick Jonas is not dead, and this is just another one of those annoying celebrity death rumors that keep gaining ground on the...
★ My Newest Addiction
★ This Little Ladykiller
So today, I was browsing a website when I came upon this picture of an adorable little tyke with perfectly spiky blonde hair. This is kind of unusual, since many people are trying to mimic this style using hair gels and sprays, but it seems like he didn’t do much to achieve his style. I don’t know, maybe he applied that ‘no static cling’ spray into his head and slept on...
★ What If YOUR Name Was...
BJ Cummings
All I can say is, I hope one of her kids doesn’t name ANY of their children after her.
★ My New Year's Resolutions
✔Eat healthier, drink more water and exercise more often.
✔Be a nicer, more generous person towards everyone.
✔Be more appreciative of what you already have.
✔Improve existing relationships with God, family and friends.
✔Try not to judge and insult others.
✔Learn to make better, more thought out decisions for yourself.
✔Work on and improve my writing and blogging skills; blog and...
★ The Joke That NEVER Gets Old.
Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car?
A: “Robin get in the car”
★ You can get paid to do THAT?
Recently, I’ve been conducting research on the craziest/weirdest jobs people can hold. Generally speaking, jobs you perhaps thought not possible are VERY POSSIBLE. In fact, these jobs are probably bound to become more ‘in demand’ due to the state of the economy.
[Adapted from the List of 37 weird jobs]
Webpage: http://www.jobprofiles.org/library/guidance/weird-jobs.htm
...
★ Heyy, watsahappawitchu?
[Insert hilarious quote to demean photograph.]
★ 'Erica' Minaj? 'Carmen' Lewinski? 'David' F....
I’ve been noticing that people have been dubbing themselves with names such as _____ Lewinski, _____ Minaj [i.e Debbie Minaj], _____ La Flare [i.e Kandice La Flare], _____ Waka Flocka [i.e Shawn Waka Flocka or Ebony Flocka Flame, ______ F Baby [i.e Danica F. Baby], Harajuku Barbie, Swagg Queen/Swagg King, Swagg Prince/Swagg Princess, I’m a Jerk _____ [i.e I’majerk Hayley]...
★ Writing
The 7-letter word that I’ve developed a fascination with. Writing. I just realized that I do it a lot, and I love doing it. I never really paid much attention to how much I write or what I write about, however. The tasks of writing a piece, revising and editing it, and finishing up the product has become not a pain, but a joy to me. Even blogging my day-to-day finds has helped improve my...
★ Junky
Today is the day, that I’ve finally tackled cleaning out my severely disorganized room. That is, with a little ‘motivation’ from my mom. Well, actually it wasn’t really motivation, I just didn’t want to get yelled at so I just went ahead and cleaned it; something I already needed to do. I mean the room had paper, books, clothes, supplies, music, and other random...
★ Ridiculously Bored
It’s December 27th, 2009, only a few days shy of the New Year’s arrival. As always, I’m ridiculously bored. When this happens, I have the tendency to
a.) talk to/hold a conversation/call anybody,
b.) try to figure out why am I so bored and why I’m not somewhere doing something that I SHOULD be doing,
c.) blog about some random topic
d.)listen to music [probably the...
★ Blog Trouble
Okay, I really need to get serious about this whole blogging thing. It’s just that I’m so used to not having a blog that I find it hard to actually keep up with one, let alone know right off hand what to write about. When I finally do have an idea of what to right about, suddenly topics of interest pop into my head and there’s no way I’m going to remember to write all these...